sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

♥ 80213 — 5 minutes ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via itsraininbritishmen (source)
mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’ 

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.
At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”
About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”
Or have it in code:
I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

♥ 24134 — 7 minutes ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via spookydaftpunkses (source)
♥ 3280 — 9 minutes ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via david-tennants-penis (source)

weavemunchers:

so i asked my friend to photoshop a picture of waluigi over my boob so i could send it to the dumb boys that ask/have already asked me for nudes and the reactions are amazing

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i think iv found my new favorite thing to do 

♥ 43979 — 9 minutes ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via mothewiseone (source)
♥ 2232 — 12 minutes ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via itsraininbritishmen (source)

queenmerbabe:

trepanties:

steampunkscarecrow:

meister-maka:

pantyslime:

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

or when they can’t get someone to open up another register

♥ 51484 — 12 minutes ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via infectedbywrackspurts (source)

monicalewinsky1996:

i like this guy

♥ 254210 — 13 minutes ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via burdenedwith-gloriouspopcorn (source)
mockeryd:

thebrightstar:

confessionsofacastmember:

" She’s SHRUNKKKKK" 

O. M. G.

I feel better now. I needed something cute like this.

mockeryd:

thebrightstar:

confessionsofacastmember:

" She’s SHRUNKKKKK" 

O. M. G.

I feel better now. I needed something cute like this.

♥ 93739 — 13 minutes ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via frickfracktitansnack (source)

justdippinsaucethings:

dogbertcarroll:

lost-but-saved:

kwamejaw:

subbieblackgrl:

melodic-ivy-lady:

citizenblue:

sizvideos:

Watch the video of this 3D rendering young girl

australia, 46
canada, 54.
india, 103.

what the fuck dude.

SIGNAL BOOST! This is too awesome not to reblog!

GOOD!

This is like to catch a predator, but like gone super saiyan

MY GOD!!!! SVU….

So isn’t reblogging this just warning pedos?

Yeah, kinda. So they won’t ‘BE’ pedos anymore, in a sense.

♥ 285506 — 13 minutes ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via timelords-are-forever (source)

Pixar’s 22 rules to phenomenal storytelling (click in the pictures to zoom)

♥ 22797 — 17 minutes ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via fahrlight (source)
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